I WILL FEEL GOOD ABOUT LIFE
I WILL BE GOOD TO MYSELF
IF L’OREAL ISN’T RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE IT’S RIGHT THAT YOU’RE WORTH IT
I just found a short story I wrote when I was 8 about cats, written first person as a cat.
I never had any hope of becoming anything other than a crazy cat lady.
There’s nothing quite like friends sending you images of the person they’re dating looking all cute in bed and it nicely exacerbating your own perpetual loneliness.